Sirpoins

"Wherefore look'st thou sad,
When every thing doth make a gleeful boast?
The birds chant melody on every bush,
The snake lies rolled in the cheerful sun,
The green leaves quiver with the cooling wind
And make a chequer'd shadow on the ground"
Cooking with beer (Taken with Instagram at Center Hill)

Cooking with beer (Taken with Instagram at Center Hill)

hitrecordjoe:

#TDKR
I would post this even if I weren’t in it.

And to quote the YouTuber who uploaded it…

Christopher Nolan also created a great movie called The Prestige…

The Pledge (Batman Begins): Shows you something ordinary, asks you to inspect it to see if it is normal. But of course it isn’t.

The Turn (The Dark Knight): Takes the ordinary something and makes it extraordinary. But making something extraordinary isn’t enough.

The Prestige: Takes the extraordinary and flips it on its head. That’s why there has to be a third act, the hardest part. The Dark Knight Rises.”

peppersprayingcop:

“Hey doorman! Do ya think we could come in for just a second? We’ve been marching all day and all of us REALLY need to take a leak. I know its annoying, but you gotta understand that we’re out here in the cold and wet to stand up for everybody’s rights, including yours! Is it really that much of a hassle to let us use your baño? None of us needs to do #2! I promiseAUUAHAGHAGHGGGAHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

peppersprayingcop:

“Hey doorman! Do ya think we could come in for just a second? We’ve been marching all day and all of us REALLY need to take a leak. I know its annoying, but you gotta understand that we’re out here in the cold and wet to stand up for everybody’s rights, including yours! Is it really that much of a hassle to let us use your baño? None of us needs to do #2! I promiseAUUAHAGHAGHGGGAHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

matrixagent:

Best one I’ve seen this year - so far. *sigh*

matrixagent:

Best one I’ve seen this year - so far. *sigh*