Daily Gemini Horrorscope
This day could serve as the perfect foundation for a new idea or endeavor, but instead you will notice thousands of birds everywhere you go. Putting your new ideas to work is an important and rewarding task on any day, but the birds will eventually attack you and attempt to peck your freaking eyes out. You will find shelter in the arms of a friend, but don’t stay to long because the friend will be the first zombie in the coming apocalypse. Set up that appointment, buy that guide book, send those invitations. Might as well enjoy the remaining moments of your pathetic life.
